fizzingwhizbs:

judgejudyofficial:

i am having a fucking stroke , , , ,,

So were the bulls

hardlyfatal:

fyeahmovies:

Cubone in Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) dir. Rob Letterman

bellsbeard:

_{Check your damn messages Bellamy} 

petersonreviews:

The cast of The Cabin in the Woods, 2012 

geiszlernewts:

reeveskeanu:

beach-bummer-jellyfish:

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

thats Jeff goldblum

insufficientlykinglike:

whosawhatawutchamacallit:

so far one snowboarder was checking his phone and put it in his pocket right before going down the slope, one fell asleep watching netflix then overslept and had to borrow his roommate’s jacket while competing because he lost his, now a snowboarder is tweeting about ice cream from the top of the mountain

do snowboarders have nerves or are they just in a permanent state of it’s chill fam

I mean the second two are both 17 so maybe teenagers are just Like That

how to become a mother

chris-t-human:

hijabby:

babelady:

1) go outside
2) find pigeon
3) grab
4) congratulation

Okay now what

take good care of your son

i’m down to fuck

avpdsnail:

-ing isolate myself from everyone i love

t-hiddles:

Trivia Buster with Tom Hiddleston and Maisie Williams

darlingtonbubbles:

This is one of the best interactions I’ve ever had.

Two school age kids: “Oh look at the big white puppy!”

Their mother: “Come here, let me explain something to you. That dog is a Service Dog. Whenever you see a dog in a store like this you can’t distract it cause it’s working.”

Two kids: “What do you mean he’s working?”

Mom: “He helps that girl. You know how at school your teacher tells you to be quiet so you don’t get distracted doing your work? It’s the same thing with that dog. You can’t distract him.”

Two kids: “What does he help her with?”

Mom: “That’s her business. Your business is to not distract him so he can work.”

If children can understand so can you.

hawkwoman:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

team-downey1965:

St. Valentine’s day

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

grumpy-radfem:

etodderz:

goatmeats:

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

Whoop there it is

also:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

justmyflawedlogic:

“average homosexual sleeps with more than 500 ppl in their life time” factoid actualy just statistical error. average homosexual sleeps with 3 people per year. Homosexuals Georg, who lives in cave & tops over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted