thewindsrequiem:

Benedict Cumberbatch is Abraham Lincoln in my school book

disco-dragons:

rubywings:

car0line127:

kittencas:

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:

bellatirx:

batmansbutt:

percybeth:

i was going to the bathroom when

i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid

it looks like a speedboat  

it’s an ass sink

so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what

OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN THERE

New Dr. Seuss book: The Cat in the Ass Sink

fuck call life alert

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

THE SUPERWHOLOCK FANDOM RIGHT NOW

where-is-my-tennant:

i—need—a—doctor:

yerawizardbec:

nillawiffle:

lydiabutz:

I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.

Do. It. Now.

sherlockholmes:

These photos were taken 3 minutes apart.

Welcome to Scotland.

Reblog this if you’ve ever desperately, totally wanted to live in a fictional universe.

iwishiwasfictional:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

I want to know that I’m not alone in this…

My url says it all

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Superwho AU

└The Doctor seeks help from the Winchesters

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

sherlockbringingsexyback:

bobeestinger:

bobeestinger:

i got distracted by tumblr again

i didn’t even open the word document

fuck you david karp

you guys do realise i was writing gay porn

tumblr was distracting me from writing gay porn

Same bro

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

wellimthelordoftime:

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

Eleven’s daily schedule.

shesdonejim:

All you need to do right now is make a post with the words “star trek” in it and it will get notes its that kind of night