I saw this picture and for a split second I thought that Sammy was riding a bike with that expression
'Ok, Sammy, I'm gonna let go now'
'DEAN NO I'M NOT READY ON MY OWN PUT THE STABILIZERS BACK ON'
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes
if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
cAN YOu NOT…
look at the winter soldier’s little gloves though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement those gloves dont even have fingers they arent protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it”
#god bless every decision the costume department made
blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
oh i think i will animals
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead