Benedict Cumberbatch is Abraham Lincoln in my school book
i was going to the bathroom when
i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
it looks like a speedboat
it’s an ass sink
so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what
OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN THERE
New Dr. Seuss book: The Cat in the Ass Sink
fuck call life alert
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
THE SUPERWHOLOCK FANDOM RIGHT NOW
I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun.
Do. It. Now.
These photos were taken 3 minutes apart.
Welcome to Scotland.
Reblog this if you’ve ever desperately, totally wanted to live in a fictional universe.
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
My url says it all
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
└The Doctor seeks help from the Winchesters
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
i got distracted by tumblr again
i didn’t even open the word document
fuck you david karp
you guys do realise i was writing gay porn
tumblr was distracting me from writing gay porn
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
Eleven’s daily schedule.
All you need to do right now is make a post with the words “star trek” in it and it will get notes its that kind of night